- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
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Fall out boy
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one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
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“Rose is actually happy in the parallel universe with her half-human Doctor.” - Russell T. Davies
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
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THERE WAS A SPIDER COMING DOWN FROM THE CEILING FAN AND THE FAN WAS MOVING AND IT WAS JUST A SPIDER FLYING IN A CIRCLE THAT WAS THE MOST TERRIFYING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
THEYVE ACHIEVED FLIGHT -
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Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
OMFG THIS HAS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!
THERE IS SOMEBODY CLIMBING OUT OF THAT PHONE.And you thought it was stupid when I gave mine a name.
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this was epic….fuckin spider
